MY BUDDIES : PART 2 (NUNKU DA BEAST)

Once upon a time thr lived a boy .... unfortunately his nick name waz "TUNKU" (having a name Tunku is not unfortunate..then why i chooz the word unfortunate...thr lies the secret).

Aftr some years he had a bro ... unfortunately he waz "Admitted" to the same school.... & as the Legend goes... he waz named aftr his elder bro .... and now Debanuj (Peter) waz stung by his ill-fated "FORTUNE"(Radio-active Spider) & he became "NUNKU" (SpiderMan) ..... this story is as dramatic as SHILPA's victimization in the BIG-BRO show ....... now u can understand how the name TUNKU can b dangerous!


His NAME doesn't suits him as he iz nowhr near a NUNKU... as he iz a BIG, STOUT & HANDSOME GUY!(v A luk at the PIC!) but still this evil world CURSED a HANDSOME HUNK with a name NUNKU (u'll nowhr find this word not in any dictionary!).


whnvr i remebr the name a few thoughts come to mind ------- (nunku this iz for ya)

1."tora(me and sap) amar choti chide dili" nunku as drunk as me n with a pair of chappals without any strap (left) on them.

2."gorum laghe waaaaaaaaaaa !#%@^@&&$#&" fisrt boosing night in hostel; just guess how this beast would luk like(refer to the pic) only in a piece of boxer undrware(with a dozn of rat-holes in it);with that HE WAS running around, as it was agust n he took a no. of vodka-pegs.

3."ahh! ahh! plz! liv me! ami karuke mukh dakhate parbona! AHH! OHH!"-- dark room........me,roy n the beast in his boxr (with the usual no. of holes)...all gone with the wind of "GHASS" & a hand-full of sugar..... me bside nunku n ....(u can guess it from his expressions)

4.chemistry class.........................................

5.ka.....ka...ka....ka.... ku ... ku.... all clean bold....immitating verbally n phisicaly ... me being the cucku n Nunku being the crow.... n dancin with sap's ring tone.... nari nari nari nari nari ......

6.BEAST GOT CRUCIFIED -- "EBAR KI KORBI BOL"... BEAST ON TOP OF ME BLOCKIN MY LEGS WITH HIS OWN....BLOCKIN MY HANDS WITH HIS OWN.... FORGOT ONLY ONE "THING" WHICH CHANGED THE WHOLE STORY(LIKE FIGHT CLUB AT THE END)... N THE "THING" IS HIS FU**ing "EARTH"-LIKE B**LS WERE HANGING IN FRONT OF MY MOUTH..... I COULDN'T HELP MY SELF... N THE STORY ENDED AS "PLZ CHEDE DE AR KORBO NA! AAH! AAH! BHOOL HOYE GACHE".....N THE REST IS UP TO U....

7.OLLYPUB... me n the beast... drinking at the cost of my life n on the beasts money (GOOD OLD DAYS!)

8.swapping chappals n shoes in Khadim's n pulling sap's legs(litrlly).....

9.CRYING SCENE AT DROP-IN..... LIKE A TYPICAL HINDI SOAP-OPERA....KHABHI SAAS BHI BAHU THI............... "TUI AMAI CHEDE JASSH NA" , "TOKE CHADA AMI KI KORBO"....



NOW COMES THE BEST PART.........................."JOYETA".....U GUESSED IT RITE....SHE MUST B THE MOON ...U R RIGHT !.... SHE IZ THE MOON N HERE'S THE AGE OLD MONKEY WITH HIS D**K AS LONG AS A FU**IN 6 METRE POLE......THE LEGEND HAS IT--- AFT THE FAILURE NUNKU SAID "BANOR HOYE CHAND DHORTE GESHLAM".... WITH A MUSKI ON HIS FACE....BUT THIS DIDN'T PUT HIM DOWN(I'LL TELL YA WHY).......

EVEN IN THE FINAL SEMESTR HE PROPOSED ANOTHR JOYETA(IST YEAR!)........FUL "OUT" AFT THE DROP-IN DRAMA ..WITH 10 RUPEE CHOCLATE BAR,HE WENT TO HER.......HAVE YA GUESSED IT ALREADY ?...YA! U GUESSED IT RIGHT! ..... AGAIN GOT SQUASHED ... AND THE LEGEND HAS IT THAT THE BASTARD DIDN'T GAVE HER EVEN THE 10 RUPEE BAR ...HE CONSUMED IT HIMSELF........



I CAN GO ON N ON BUT IT WON'T END.... NO ONE CAN PUT AN END TO HIS STORIES...HE'S A LEGEND & MOTHR EARTH'LL RMBR HIM FOR ALL OF HER LIFE THAT A BEAST NAMED "NUNKU" ONCE DWELLED ON HER BOSOM......

BUT I MISSED OUT ON ONE POINT THAT THE BEAST HAS A TRUE HUMAN HEART WHICH MAKES HIM MY FRND...... RATHER EVRYBODIES FRND

HE IS A JEM OF A BEAST......HE IS THE HEART OF THE PARTY..........


AND THE LEGEND HAS IT........JHULON M**HI.....

"EBAR SALA MARBE"!

NUNKS I LUV YA! SMOOOOOOOO.....OOOOOOOOOOCH!